by Elliot_.gilesxox._ March 22, 2017
by MrBragg February 27, 2007
An Italian phrase, spoo-gile (spoo-g-lay) is used to describe the phenomenon that occurs when a man cums in the shower andthe water turns his spoo into an ultra-sticky white film that is nearly impossible to wash off.
After Chuck shot his load on Donovans back in the shower, Dovovan tried to wash it away but the water simply turned the cum into spoo-gile' and it would not wash away.
by Pass March 17, 2004
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
"Who's your favorite rapper?"
"Young Gunna Gunna! YSL Slatt Slime Drip or Drown!!"
"Stop being a Giles bro, Gunna isn't that good."
"Young Gunna Gunna! YSL Slatt Slime Drip or Drown!!"
"Stop being a Giles bro, Gunna isn't that good."
by elongatedswordfish420 May 7, 2019
A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up
"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"
All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"
All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
by Nic Cooper Inc. September 12, 2008
A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.
by Gieon February 3, 2010