A rogue who voluntarily shoves sharp, dildo like, objects (e.g. a cross) in the ears, eyes, nostrils, armpits, mouth and any where else he can get them in - e.g. the belly button.
Mr. C glues pencils to all his chairs and shoves them in his body. His wife walks home one day and catches Mr. C having some of his secret pleasure. She screams "you filthy Giles," and storms off.
by Mr Crist December 11, 2010
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A senile homeless bum, me and my friends hang out with in Auckland City, New Zealand. He is 64years old, and is "retired", he used to be a crane operator. He is the ultimate, and once a day he goes to a public toilet to "choke the pope"
Giles - "Pink Floyd are from eeeeeeegypt", "faaaaaaark off", "back in 1974, me and fraaaaaanken waaaaaade used to sit round, and smoke a joint all day"
by Liam1988 January 28, 2006
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A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and is disturbing in size and smell.
Give the bathroom a few hours, I have just dislodged a massive Giles.
by DJ AfroSack May 30, 2014
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A gay hairdresser with spiky hair who lives in East London and is often spotted driving between London and Haywards Heath in a Fisher Price car. A Giles also frequently uses a variety of profanities to refer to his friends and claims that they are compliments.
Don't be such a Giles
by Oxford_English October 12, 2004
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The fat/gobbly thing on your neck that's fun to play with.
That girl is so fat, she has huge giles! Take your giles elsewhere.
by Becca and Maddie October 13, 2007
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