1 definition by Mr Crist
A rogue who voluntarily shoves sharp, dildo like, objects (e.g. a cross) in the ears, eyes, nostrils, armpits, mouth and any where else he can get them in - e.g. the belly button.
Mr. C glues pencils to all his chairs and shoves them in his body. His wife walks home one day and catches Mr. C having some of his secret pleasure. She screams "you filthy Giles," and storms off.
by Mr Crist December 11, 2010