Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.
A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.
Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 7, 2007
by seniorphotocopierengineer December 31, 2013
by Thesunshines November 11, 2010
-- to equivocate
-- a person prone to equivocation, indecision and starts to talk gibberish before they put their brain in gear.
-- a person prone to equivocation, indecision and starts to talk gibberish before they put their brain in gear.
by wclay1 September 10, 2009
Any alcholic or ennervating liquid that, when consumed in high quantities, causes one to speak GIBBERISH
by creeker721 April 23, 2009
He is such a gibber nigger
by IsaacJ404 December 17, 2018
1) To string together a bunch of gibberish into a sentence while expecting someone to understand it.
2) To stutter in sentence form.
3) To splooge on a girl's face.
2) To stutter in sentence form.
3) To splooge on a girl's face.
1,2) Dan gibberizes constantly; I have to translate what he says to some form of comprehensibility.
3) Dan splooges like Old Faithful when he sees girls in stockings.
3) Dan splooges like Old Faithful when he sees girls in stockings.
by Ashe Boleyn February 27, 2008