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ghostbating 

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.
No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.
ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008

Ghostcrawler 

WTF Ghostcrawler NERFED PALADINS AGAIN
Ghostcrawler by Eli Porters March 14, 2009

Ghostcap 

(v.) Ghost Capturing, or ghostcapping, is the act of capturing or denying an objective which isn't currently occupied or patrolled by the enemy team, allowing a swift, strategic, and conflict-free advantage. Common tactic used in team-based shooters such as Battlefield and Planetside, seen as the larger-scale brethren to the (in)famous Ninja Defuse.
Planetside 2:

NC Player 1: Dude, let's squad up and ghostcap the smaller Vanu facilities, those MAX spamming bastards won't see it coming!

NC Player 2: We're gonna have to do it later tonight, we'll rob them blind while they sleep like infants!

Battlefield:

MEC Player: C4 the bridge! they're bring in APCs!

US Player: Dammit, they blew up the bridge! Squad, let's cross by river and ghostcap the empty bases!
Ghostcap by xIDJKingIx September 6, 2013

ghost chat 

To engage someone in chat or talk with a person for a period of time then stop talking only to reappear after a few days, weeks, or months without explanation. This can happen once or repetitively over time.
I'm not sure if Alex likes me or not. Since we were talking for a few solid days then he hit me back up two weeks later! He tends to ghost chat with all the girls he's interested.
ghost chat by vbrekk August 25, 2014

Ghostcrawler 

A person who ignore's blatant inbalance's or concern's about a issue becuse of the diffeculty or cost to fix said issue, and then defends this with poor statstics or bad napkin math.
Ghostcrawler - "The reason I bring up good guilds a lot really is this: these guilds are often phenomenally better than the average guild. They aren't 5% better. They are hundreds of percentage points better. Therefore, obsessing over a 5% buff for your class won't affect your success rate nearly as much as improving your game. I'm not terribly sympathetic to arguments that you can't improve your group's performance at all, and if that's really the case (which I find unlikely)"
Ghostcrawler by Lord of hate December 17, 2009

ghosthand 

(verb) To masturbate without the use of one's hands or any other objects. This is accomplished by flexing the PC muscles for an extended period of time.
After ghosthanding for hours, I finally Peter Northed all over your mother's face.
ghosthand by Brova January 2, 2008