oh my geurd 

OH MY GEURD

When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon

Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD

oh my geurd by AK-ARI September 23, 2023

Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.

Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.

Gourd Dick by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020

Geordie Cocktail

An alcoholic drink, made using 1 part vodka 5 parts energy drink.

A classic Geordie Cocktail is made using Blue Kube and RedBull.

Monty: Hi, Oscar would you like me to make you a Geordie Cocktail?
Oscar: Thanks, I would love one

Geordie Cocktail by Heisenberg_walt June 27, 2013

Geordi Roll 

Sometimes called the Epic Geordi Maneuver it's a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by Geordi La Forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. It can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a Geordi roll with any other type of door.

After pushing the button John had to Geordi roll to make sure he'd get out of the garage in time.

Geordi Roll by TwistedD85 April 25, 2010

Gerde 

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

gaurdy

To use guard mode in halo reach when the person dying is a "1 shot" and have a team mate of his kill you.

This fag is a gaurdy because when i shot him he locked up in guard mode and his team mate killed me.

gaurdy by christopher clarie December 2, 2010

Gerda 

She's one of the most charming girl you'll ever meet. She is stunning and beautiful. She has the coolest style and music taste. She just simply will give you a reason to smile.

Just be thankful if you can call a Gerda your friend.

Gerda by Rosie_cheecks October 30, 2019