gettysburg adress nutshot

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful

Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 1, 2009

mad props to gettysburg

It’s a term that gives congrats to Gettysburg.

“Hey man Mad Props to Gettysburg”

by William Crenshaw April 9, 2021

Battle of Gettysburg

When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.

I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.

by Prince Fonzarelli January 21, 2023

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 5, 2018

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 11, 2018

Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022