get your mind out of the gutter 

A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.

Man 1: This hole is too small.

(Man 2 cackles)

Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!

get your mind out of the gutter by 12dan4 August 14, 2011

get your mind out of the gay gutter 

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.

Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.

get your mind out of the gay gutter by Chrisocracy January 3, 2010