Get off my TV

A phrase yelled, in disgust, at the asinine bullshit bleating out of the fucking television.

Fags from nationwide ad: "Nation wide is on your side"
you: "Get off my TV"

Get off my TV by King Chicken March 30, 2012

get off my dick 

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

get off my dick by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

Get off my bumper by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

get off my red trolley 

That's my smokin' hot ginger! Back off!

similar to "got off my kool aid," but with way more Italian jealousy. When an absolutely gorgeous redhead is involved, an Italian guy would say "get off my red trolley!"

get off my red trolley by Not-A-Competition January 25, 2013

get off my dick 

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

get off my dick by get off my dick June 5, 2007

get off my lawn 

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

get off my lawn by RevWaldo October 1, 2008

get off my nuts 

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

get off my nuts by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006