Just as my F-16 hit Mach 1, I downed a shot of Yeagermeister from the flask I hid in my flight suit.
by RevWaldo January 24, 2010
Get the Yeagermeistermug. Cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as Mad Dog, Night Train, and Thunderbird. Winos often "fortify" wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.
But you take that Sneaky Pete 1 stuff they're drinkin' nowadays. That's wors'n anything! Nah .... I would'n touch'a stuff! That Sneaky Pete drives a man crazy! And it ain't nothin' but cheap wine! That's all it is! You know that guy, crazy Mike, who's always comin'in here makin' trouble? He got that way drinkin' that Sneaky Pete stuff! I won't touch it. I wouldn't touch it if you give me all'uh money in the world! I wouldn't touch a drop of it! No sir!
by RevWaldo September 29, 2010
Get the Sneaky Petemug. Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
by RevWaldo January 09, 2010
Get the Apache alarm clockmug. a marketing term intended to sell a movie as a true story, when in reality it's almost pure fiction, if not utter bullshit.
Both "The Rite" and "Sanctum" are "inspired by true events", though I'm guessin' "Sanctum" might be a tad more factual.
by RevWaldo February 20, 2011
Get the inspired by true eventsmug. A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.
"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"
by RevWaldo October 01, 2008
Get the get off my lawnmug. Texas Governor Greg Abbott, following the passage and court reinstatement of Texas H.B. 20, a Texas law that imposes censorship limitations on websites active in Texas.
by RevWaldo September 26, 2022
Get the little piss babymug. "Christmas" has an H in it, Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I, and an S. Also T and M and A and another S. Oh, and you’ve missed out the C at the beginning. Congratulations, Mr Baldrick! Something of a triumph, I think - you must be the first person ever to spell "Christmas" without getting any of the letters right at all.
by RevWaldo April 19, 2021
Get the something of a triumphmug.