get leid 

A play on words/euphemism in place of get laid that one, most often a douche or frat boy, uses after putting on a lei. This can happen in Hawai'i, but it most often occurs at tropical/tiki themed parties.

I hope I get leid when I go to Hawai'i.

I'm gonna get leid tonight at the Tiki Bar.

get leid by bikeboy3d2 June 24, 2010

get leid 

What a lustful stud naively expects to do with the lovely native belle who smilingly puts a necklace of flowers around his neck when he steps ashore on one of the Hawaiian islands.

If Bill Clinton visited Hawaii, one would need to check the DNA of the native children to determine if he'd been able to get leid while he was there.

get leid by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004