To get fucked.
Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
by kinkylimerix January 12, 2015
the first thing an egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
by Mike the Ekim July 6, 2005
by dan July 26, 2004
by Anonymous June 16, 2002
the solution to being "too uptight"
by secret March 2, 2005