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1.
The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".
Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.
by Terry Lee January 27, 2008
 
2.
A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
by prissorsxrawks October 05, 2009