prissorsxrawks's definitions

filangies

Your fingers, or hands.

My filangies are tingling.

by prissorsxrawks March 5, 2008

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008

pussy wig

1. A wig you put on your cat.
2. A weave for your pubes.
3. Really fantastic insult.
4. Something you search for on google at four am because you're a dumbass.

1. Man, I bought my pussy-cat a really cute wig to wear. He looks hawt!

2. I got this rad ass pussy wig. You know, a merkin.

3. Dude, you're such a fucking pussy wig.

4. I'm bored, I think i'll google pussy wig and see what happens.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

on the vine

Young.
If someone says you're still on the vine, it means you're still young. Not ripe yet, y'know?

I may be sweet, but i'm still on the vine.

by prissorsxrawks May 16, 2008

pussy rag

A really charming insult.
Basically you're calling someone a maxi pad or a tampon.

Quit whining, you're being a pussy rag.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

get in the van

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009

hamburger pussy

Vagina lips that are so floppy and loose they look like a hamburger.

I didn't see any cheese on that hamburger pussy.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009