Definitions by prissorsxrawks

qol

Quality of life.

Dude, don't act like your qol is so much better than mine just because you have the new ipod touch.

qol by prissorsxrawks October 22, 2009

get in the van 

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

get in the van by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009

Devil Box 

A way retarded old people might refer to the television.

"Can't you kids turn down that goddamn devil box?!"

Devil Box by prissorsxrawks February 21, 2009

pussy wig 

1. A wig you put on your cat.
2. A weave for your pubes.
3. Really fantastic insult.
4. Something you search for on google at four am because you're a dumbass.

1. Man, I bought my pussy-cat a really cute wig to wear. He looks hawt!

2. I got this rad ass pussy wig. You know, a merkin.

3. Dude, you're such a fucking pussy wig.

4. I'm bored, I think i'll google pussy wig and see what happens.

pussy wig by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

pussy rag 

A really charming insult.
Basically you're calling someone a maxi pad or a tampon.

Quit whining, you're being a pussy rag.

pussy rag by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

hamburger pussy 

Vagina lips that are so floppy and loose they look like a hamburger.

I didn't see any cheese on that hamburger pussy.

hamburger pussy by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

Auto-Bestie 

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

Auto-Bestie by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008