german car wash 

While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.

That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face

german car wash by samnyst04 May 3, 2008

German car door syndrome 

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

German car door syndrome by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021

Fancy german car 

This is the preferred mode of transport for City Slickers

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

Fancy german car by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

German Carnival 

While a male drops an Upper Deck, a girl drops an AC Slater and performs a Blumpkin at the same time.

Sandy was the freakiest girl I ever met, she let me have a German Carnival on the first date.

German Carnival by meeks105 August 19, 2009

German Carwash 

To ejaculate on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen

jack German Carwashed me last night!

German Carwash by munroe94 December 18, 2010

German Carwash 

While the girl is giving the guy a blowjob, the guy pours a beer over her head. Once he cums in her mouth she tilts her head back and opens her mouth. The guy continues to pour beer into her mouth to help her swallow.

Give your girl a german carwash after a night at the bar.

German Carwash by Beer Master J June 28, 2010

german cartwheel 

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.

Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!

german cartwheel by Blank user5000 April 5, 2016