jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

perkin gerkin

An erect penis. A plump pickle.

"Sally could tell I liked her cuz she snuck a quick peek at my perkin gerkin"

by ack February 9, 2005

Purple Gerkin

A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

by Rachypop June 17, 2017

Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 2, 2007