jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Gherkins 

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

Gherkins by Religious nun March 22, 2017

surfin' a gerkin 

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

surfin' a gerkin by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

jerkin-gerkin-heimer 

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

jerkin-gerkin-heimer by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

jerkin the gerkin 

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

jerkin the gerkin by matt October 28, 2003