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gerbiler 

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.
Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.
gerbiler by bt February 24, 2003

gerbiler 

When a man with a small penis inserts a legless hairless gerbil into his rectum for enjoyment.
Charles is a gerbiler, Lew likes to help him.
gerbiler by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Gerbiled 

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.
Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.
Gerbiled by Briz July 6, 2005

Gerbaler 

A person who by way of paper tube sticks a gerbil in their rectum(gerbiling)
Uncle Bob was a frequent gerbaler. He used to enjoy a God gerbil now and again. See Bob run.

fudge packing gerbiller 

A derogatory term to describe a homosexual male.

Fudge packing refers to the act of anal sex.

Gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the anal cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.

The term is derived from a combination of the two practices.
As heard on the train platform: "Get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!"

Gerbiercing

Using a gerbil to pierce a part of the human body.
Dude, I totally told you not to get that gerbiercing; it is getting infected.
Gerbiercing by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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