Evan-gelical

Noun; A person who recognizes the awesomeness that is Evan Peters.

Evan-gelicals are usually lethally beautiful girls with sharp wits and sweet personalities who are more likely to hold the door for someone than take a selfie in public. Occasionally, though, Evan-gelicals are confident males who have mad skills with girls, and who usually have dimples and kinetic smiles.

Evan-gelicals have an unwavering belief that Evan Peters should be in absolutely everything, and will often be heard uttering the phrase "Needs more Evan Peters", much as the phrase "Needs more cowbell" was applied to rock music of the olden days.

They will also Evan-gelize any non-believers in the awesomeness of Evan Peters, even regarding the infamous Carl's Jr Quicksilver commercial.

They're not a cult, but if you accused Evan-gelicals of this, they'd probably just laugh, because, how awesome was Evan Peters in AHS Cult, after all?! You just opened yourself up for an Evan-gelization!

Evan-gelicals who didn't notice how great Evan Peters was during their first viewing of American Horror Story because of his exemplary skills that allow him to disappear into a character and just become that character, but who eventually woke to his skills during a second binge watch viewing, are known as born again Evan-gelicals.

Steph: What are you being for Halloween?

Lila: Probably one of Tate's dead cheerleaders.

Steph: I didn't know you were that into Murder House!?

Lila: I wasn't! Maybe I was too young. Around Freak Show, I noticed how good Evan Peters was, and saw how the dearth of his presence left Roanoke so flat and empty. Then I went back and re-watched from the beginning, as a born again Evan-gelical! *giggles* Am I bad???

Steph: No, I think it's cute!

Lila: Yeah. Evan-gelical. It's a thing.

or

Kyle: How would you rate all the seasons of AHS?

Madison: They're all great! But as an Evan-gelical? I obviously thought Cult was the best because it had the most Evan Peters. He played, like, six people. And he was great as all of them! Roanoke was my least favorite because Evan Peters was barely in it. It just needed more Evan Peters.

or

Dan: The Fox version of Quicksilver sucks. What's with the Hot Topic outfit and the breakfast sandwich?

Ruthie: That's blasphemous! *laughs, because Evan-gelicals are cute and witty* I thought that commercial was adorable! Besides, didn't he get everyone talking and interested in the movie doing that spot? The ad worked.

Dan: *scoffs* Put enough time into thinking about a Carl's Jr ad?

Ruthie: *shrugs* Well, I'm an Evan-gelical. He can do no wrong.

Evan-gelical by purplemaid February 8, 2018

Golic's Hammer 

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

Golic's Hammer by Jer24 May 24, 2017

Georicka

G- God made not forsaken; a masterpiece.
E- Enthusiastic in nature; A friendly, nice & caring citizen.
O- Outstanding, authentic & Irrevocable persona.
R- Receipt of right, mandatory to oblige; Accountable in her deeds.
I- Individualistic, self love; A friend to a friend.
C- Cheeries and wine; Everlasting love and commitment.
K- Kaleidoscope, beneath the arrays; Sort to enlighten people.
A- Acknowledge, history; Well deserved contact.

Georicka, from the word Geo, relating to Earth. She is a masterpiece, Lovable and encouraging little being. She's sort of independency as she's prior to her own fantasy. In every damages, there's always her accountable in every mistakes. She's an expert of self love; a mind, the strongest asset. Dynamite, Cheeries hot as hell. An Everlasting aroma of compassion with braveness and kindness at love. When suddenly you both crossed, she's typically love you at the very first second of the moment. In all aspects, she do remembers the key; a friendship, acquaintance, lover, relationship, history. She always remembered you.

Georicka by Linguistic_gomoland June 11, 2021

Golic's Hammer 

1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.

2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.

When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.

Golic's Hammer by USMC_COURET May 24, 2017

gehlichen 

german word (Öcher Platt) for going to toilet

"Ich bin mal gehlichen."
"Wo ist Hans?" "Der ist gehlichen."

gehlichen by Pimmelpiet April 21, 2008

Goolicious 

To describe the savory enjoyment and love that an individual has for bodily emissions like cum, love juice. May apply to other forms of excrement for those into scat play.

Carla loves to give head and swallow. She says that there is nothing more Goolicious than a hot load.

Goolicious by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Glolicrawler

n. Cheater in scrabble

v. Glolicrawl- To cheat in scrabble.

Origin: Someone played glolicrawler for 439 points in scrabble. Thus, they were labeled a glolicrawler.

When Bill played the word crxqzkpjnwft on two triple word scores, and then Joe played really quickly so that Jane couldn't challenge Bill's word, Bill and Joe were labeled glolicrawlers.

"I have had it with these motherf***ing glolicrawlers in this motherf***ing scrabble game!" - Samuel L. MF Jackson

Glolicrawler by bonyicecream October 8, 2007