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genititis 

1) To have both genital warts AND hepatitis at the same time
2) Any disease Joe Patton currently has or will have.
3) PWNED
Don't kiss him, he has genititis of the throat
genititis by Yo Grandmama February 4, 2007

Anorexia Genitalis 

1)of,relating to,or having a sexual organ that appears to be malnutritioned.2)characterized by the male sexual organ lacking girth.
His penis is so thin it looks like it's suffering from anorexia genitalis.
Inflamation of the testicles, if untreated for more than 3 weeks, the victims ball-sack will burst, causing an eruption of semen
Oh damn it, I’ve just been diagnosed with genitis!
genitis by bill_genital January 27, 2022

genitosis 

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.
You have genitosis you foul bastard.
genitosis by Mickey May 23, 2006

Geminitis 

The erotic fascination (more commonly in males) with female twins; particularly of the more aesthetically pleasing category.

i.e: t.i.l.f's

scenario: come on now, do you really need me to describe it for you?....ok, fine

if every time you see two twin chicks walking together your mind goes straight into the gutter, you my friend have Geminitis.
Geminitis by Logan Cain January 13, 2008

fighting doberman pinscher genitilias 

the new mascot for the notre dame fighting irish.
Ron Burgundy: today in sports- The University of Notre Dame has decided to change it's mascot from the Fighting Irish to the Fighting Doberman Pinscher Genitilias. Students were outraged at this change.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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