GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

Genconian 

Someone from Guru Nanak Dev Engineering College, Ludhiana, Panjab.
Most of the Genconians are engineers by their academic credentials, though all of them might not actually be pursuing it as a career. Genconians are super nice and are always building the community. One thing they share with the rats is that they too can be found in any part of the world!

That engineer is a Genconian.

Genconian by ludhianvi March 5, 2021

geico hoe 

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

geico hoe by Lawtown October 23, 2008

gericondriac 

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

gericondriac by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

GEICO by slmtephanie December 13, 2007

Geico

A girl who is "so easy a caveman could do" her

That geico has been with half the school

Geico by AR 222 March 18, 2009