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Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
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Freezer Geezers UTD
Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021
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Geetered
A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009
brexit geezer
A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.
He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.
He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.
after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!
and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.
He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.
after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!
and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.
brexit geezer by goofy ahh mf December 26, 2022