| 113. | FLIPNOTIZED | ||
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To be hypnotized by an unending gaze into your flip-phone. Ella inadvertently walked right into the light pole while being flipnotized.
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| 114. | Boner Goggles | ||
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The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away. She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
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| 115. | Suppulent | ||
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richly pliant, lithe, stimulating, and adaptively responsive - especially when tasted. Usually used in reference to a sexual partners physical person and / or genitalia. "Hard hungry kisses foraging all the treasures of your suppulent mouth"
"Study hall was a complete waste as she gazed at him, day dreaming about the suppulent addiction of his kiss." |
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| 116. | Rule 34L | ||
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A subrule to the well known Internet Rule 34. Subrule L states: All lifeforms, regardless of intent, have or will have gazed upon some form of pornographic material in their lifetime. Dave: Hey I heard Lisa had her baby.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world. Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous. |
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| 117. | Deano | ||
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The sweetest guy in the world. He is always there for you, night or day. Has the biggest heart. Has great hair and amazing eyes. He is the kind of guy who doesn't give himself too much credit for being cool, but he is super cool dude! He is good looking, cute. He is the kinda guy you wanna squeeze and never let go cause he's just that awesome. He is very caring and thoughtful. They make you want to be a better person. Very intelligent and honest. Seriously, everyone wants a Deano! Girl 1: Fu*k Off
Girl 2: What? Girl 1: That girl over there has a Deano! Wtf.. I want one! Girl 1: Damn Girl, he is such a Deano *Star gazed eyes as they both stare and wish they had a Deano* |
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| 118. | Oi | ||
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a sexual onomatopoeia used in textual or verbal form to indicate arousal or sexual interest
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| 119. | Period of Enlightenment | ||
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The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss. Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.
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