A Gaytard is a person who is defined as "pure sex".
Cormac: What does it mean if I'm a Gaytard?
Danny: It means we are pure sex.
by Benhuntley04 January 28, 2021
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When something or someone will not work when the operator is entirely correct.

When something is broken for no reason at all.
"Mrs. Philbin, my computer is being gaytarded again!"
by Warmaster Assclown August 26, 2004
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The banned that is usually named McFly but by smart people, Gaytards. 'Cus theyre gayyyyy, and retarded. Well mostly because theyre music is just earcrap .
McFly Fan : McFly rock my socks

Smart Person : They're gaytards you idiot I'd rather listen to my mother shit, at least that has a true sound.
by perfectmisfit November 2, 2008
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A Gaytard is an individual or groups (pluralized 'Gaytards ') that enjoys homo-sexually oriented comedy.
He's so a Gaytard because he's straight & he watches a gay show.
by DSDisco January 31, 2011
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A person whose recognition of his or her obvious homosexuality is unreasonably delayed. See also in the closet.
The film Milk, starring Sean Penn as Harvey Milk, proposed that his assassin Dan White was a gaytard.

Mike: "I was a total gaytard: it took me three years and thousands of dollars in therapy to realize I liked men."
by TaraChase July 21, 2009
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The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant
You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.
by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom January 15, 2016
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Dude 1: “Bro this queer tryna get a suck on my dick”
Dude 2: “Fr bro. That’s all gaytards. They retarded, horny ass mfs”
Dude 1: “Fucking fags”
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