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1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
Someone: “ Wait she? I thought you were straight.”
Me: gaypanic*
Gaypanic by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye January 7, 2020
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gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.
That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!
gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015
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Gaytarou 

Gaytarou

Epic person that says Yes and Oeuf alot and is very wholesome. Everyone needs a gaytarou in their life.
A: Hey do you know what a gaytarou is?
B: Yes
A: Oeuf
Gaytarou by YesYesYesYES! October 20, 2019

Gaytender 

A person who tends to gay men at bars and hits on them to get better tips.
Ex. A bartender named Sam says 'I wish I was a gaytender, so I would make better money.'
Gaytender by MeggieCee August 25, 2011

Pulling a Gayman 

The act of telling ur friends you are on you're way to said establishment, having no intention at all of even showing up let alone even leaving you're house..

Committing to going places with you're friends, but not even leaving you're home and telling them that you are almost there.
Dude did you call Ryan and ask him if he was coming?
Yes, he said he's on his way.
Right, I'm sure he's pulling a Gayman on us again.

lie lied lies false gayman
A very stereotypical Italian man who is also gay. Most likely to live in either North Jersey or South Philly. Tends to like gelled hair, gold chains and rim jobs. Can be an insult to really annoying Italians or simply an objective description of someone. To be a gaytalian someone must be either mostly Italian or must act in a manor that makes one believe that they are Italian.
most well known gaytalian -Marlon Brando

Wow after that break up Pete's been a real Gaytalian.
Gaytalian by 4BUzz May 15, 2009
I'll be the first to give a definition for this beautiful soul. A caring generous and amazing friend. She is the coolest person you will ever meet. Her name is as rare as her personality which makes her even more special. I'm so glad I met her because she is a beautiful Pisces who will always bring me joy. I know we will be friends forever ! I wish her the best in life and know she will achieve so much because of her many talents. We are very much alike in a way it's scary. From getting into trouble to talking about boys. I love her forever and she is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet inside and out. Forever my snicker <3
Who's that going to eat the last pizza ?
Oh wait of course Gaetane will.