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Gaybackward 

I have a hard time understanding you. Your explanation is just too gaybackward.
1) The portmanteau of gasp and attack; when you over- dramatically gasp, and enter a coughing fit.

2) When you are attacked by the gasps of judgement from those around you.
When Katie imitated the surfer fish laugh, Em and Eh fell into a gasack of surprise.
gasack by santanshelper May 23, 2018

Giant Gaystacks 

Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!

1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!

2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!

Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!
Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!

I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!
So geeky as to be suspect of being gay, crazy (wacked) and ridiculous.
Barry Manilow is f***ing gaywack.
gaywack by Maaaty Moose February 22, 2009
Space in the back of most vans and SUVs behind the last seat(s). When travelling with too many passengers, this place is reserved for anyone who has done something to annoy or anger the group (or for whoever has the least authority).
"Beeps decided to mouth off to the driver so he has to sit in the gayback."
Gayback by Fatts58 October 24, 2006

Needle in a Gaystack 

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.
Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."
Needle in a Gaystack by audgim December 13, 2012