Grypochondriac

A person who can't help but find something wrong with every person, place or thing, and can't stop talking about it.

Guy #1: "While my buddy and his girlfriend were on vacation last December, he actually got the OK from her to hook up with three chicks that looked like they were from the Swedish Bikini Team."
Guy #2: "Oh man, I bet he brags about that all the time."
Guy #1: "Nope, all he's done ever since is gripe that there wasn't a brunette in the bunch. Nothing makes that guy happy. What a grypochondriac."

Grypochondriac by Compy DiCompo. March 1, 2014

gaypocalypse 

The coming apocalypse due to homosexual deviancy and degeneracy. Whereby homosexuality becomes so predominant that people forget how to breed properly.

The gaypocalypse is upon us - can our culture weather the storm of queer deviance?

gaypocalypse by the1mills June 9, 2019

gaypocalypse 

The chaos that ensues when gays become upset and reak havoc because an idol or icon has been besmirched. A gaypocalyse can be the result of a less than flattering review or negative comment made by a member of the media.

The effects of a gaypocalpse can range from (but are not limited to) poorly-constructed floral arrangements to "accidents" in a hair salon.

"How the hell did Madonna forget the lyrics to "Like a Prayer" during that "Hope for Haiti Benefit"? Hasn't she been singing that song since the 1900's?"

"Shhh! Be quiet. My hairdresser Chad is a big fan. If he hears you, he'll usher in the gaypocalypse!

gaypocalypse by The Divine Grace March 4, 2010

gaynochio

someone who says there straight but actuly gay

i wouldnt get to seriouse with him... he's a gaynochio

gaynochio by cowoxsp August 23, 2016

Gaybocherry 

A gay nigga that likes cherry’s

Have you seen that gaybocherry down the street?

Gaybocherry by xReck August 16, 2018

Gaypothetical 

A hypothetical scenario that specifically involves homosexuality, usually asked playfully among friends to test boundaries, spark debate, or just for laughs.

Gaypothetically speaking, Would you suck my dick to save your dog

Gaypothetical by Gaypothetical June 27, 2025