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Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.
Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!
Gaylord Spelunker by JackTors April 25, 2019

Gaylord Sav 

A player which will most probably wreck your ass.
Gaylord Sav by Gaylord Sav November 5, 2018

Gaylord Memorial Stadium

Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
Gaylord Memorial Stadium by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

Supreme gaylord 

The definition of Meara and Ellie.

-The ultimate form of gay person. (Or lesbian.)
"Oh my lord Ellie and Meara's bass playing has evolved them into supreme gaylords"
Supreme gaylord by Punk idiots December 1, 2017

Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II 

A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
Yo is that dumbass Fucking Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II!!
What a dumbass!