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Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid 

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

Dayfucker 

1. One who fucks other people's days.
2. One who fucks other people's shit up, or otherwise causes general mischief.
Did you hear what Micky did to Ron?
Yeah, dude....that asshole was bread to be a Dayfucker.
Dayfucker by stephystranger August 11, 2015

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

goatfucker

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
goatfucker by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005

godfucker 

1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"

2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"

3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-

<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...

<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...

Dear God....
godfucker by Vampycore May 10, 2009

goatfucker

One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.
Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!
goatfucker by Chucklesss May 1, 2005