bad hair gay
A: Do you see the barber in the corner? He cut my hair yesterday.
B: Well, I guess he's really a bad hair gay.
B: Well, I guess he's really a bad hair gay.
bad hair gay by cumulonimbus April 22, 2010
Gay Hairdresser
A gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.
The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.
(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)
The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.
(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)
"So that was when she broke up with me. I felt like i was dicked around."
"Thats rough."
"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."
"Thats rough."
"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."
Gay Hairdresser by AtomickBombick October 16, 2008
Related Words
Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves
Short, Furry Woodland Creatures That Are Attracted To Girls Whose Names Begin With The Letter T.
See: Anirbaan
Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.
Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.
See: Anirbaan
Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.
Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.
Where's that GayDementedHairyDwarf? Oh There He Is!
Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves by AuguR April 8, 2004
hairy mustard gorilla gay balls
Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"
hairy mustard gorilla gay balls by goofyfoog March 31, 2025
gayhair knob
a penis so huge, when erect, it drains all the blood from the head and makes the owner pass out. Pulls chicks like a motherfucking magnet
Ben: Why is my penis so shriveled and pathetic :(
Gooey: Dont blame me, blame gayhair! He sucks the life out of his friends penises to create an almighty superpenis!
Ben: I wish I had a gayhair knob :(
Gooey: Dont blame me, blame gayhair! He sucks the life out of his friends penises to create an almighty superpenis!
Ben: I wish I had a gayhair knob :(
gayhair knob by CSM MOTHERFUCKER January 1, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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