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Gawds Awful Towers 

the breeding ground for all thing sex related
bro you went to gawds awful towers?

yeah i had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gawds Awful Towers by mrduck69lol December 24, 2019
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ye gawds 

Ye gawds is old-timer slang for "Oh, my gosh!" and "Give me a break!" — all packed into one nifty punch. It conveys a cranky annoyance more than a "Holy Toledo!" excitement and is a good option when you're really wanting to say something more profane but need to mind your manners.

It's more hick than urban and works well for folks with a penchant for mid-century modern, sweater sets and small town gossip. Dang and geesh are tolerable alternatives, but if you're into Mayberry or maybe even Mad Men and want to impress your friends, go with "Ye gawds" and you'll knock their knickers off.
"Did you hear what Martha's daughter did the other day? She snuck out of the house in the middle of the night, dumped a gallon of hairspray into the truck's gas tank, and drove into town to see her boyfriend."

"Ye gawds, Sally. Kids these days, you know?"
ye gawds by MooseNotes November 8, 2014
\ ˈgadˈsmak \ (noun)

a disarmingly wounding insult.
Dr. Gadsmack: "Dear Cerebral Eunuch, when I met up with your wife's boyfriend last night, we had a lovely chat about your life choices..."
Gadsmack by Green Gordon June 15, 2020
Like swearing God! But with More Drastic Emphasis
Gawd I Hate that Fuckin' traffic!!!!
Gawd by Starchylde December 30, 2014
The word "gosh" as spelled when used by Goofy. Gosh originally meaning "Oh my God".
"Gawrsh!", Goofy said, that's a nice car you got there.
gawrsh by MagnusW April 28, 2006

gawdy butt 

Raw ass cheeks caused by improper cleansing followed by strenuouis activity. Often assotiated with Swamp Ass or other afflictions of excess ass moisture.
The lumberjack had gawdy butt after the rain soaked his overalls.
gawdy butt by Echo Da Wizz March 4, 2009