Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.

A manufacturer of computers, notebooks, LCD and plasma televisions, portable music players, digital cameras, and video camcorders. Known for its own brand of consumer electronics as well as its computers.

pot / marijuana dealer

Gateway Computers.
A well-known computer company that is famous for their 'Cow-Spotted' boxes.
Competes with: Dell, HP/Compaq, Sony, and Toshiba.
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A portal between two places or pieces of electronic equipment. Has unfortunately been the name of a computer company who made excellent computers until the Pentiums were launched.

Another slang name used in lieu of the word "cunt", mainly used in the company of females and others as to not offend.

An overly politicized, required course of all engineers at Columbia University. Initially a brilliant idea to introduce freshmen engineers to real world engineering, eventually a tool of power players at the school to advertise to the surrounding Harlem community and students looking to apply (not to mention donors). Gateway involves team projects oriented around community projects. Though there are exceptions, many of the projects require some sort of highly technical expertise not known by freshmen, or are so open ended that it could take a team of industrial designers two years to come up with an idea.

A fat cow of a woman, derived from the cow-patterned boxes that the Gateway company uses. Usually a harpy of a thing, that tries to ruin a man's life and seperate him from his friends, hobbies and money.