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gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.
That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.
gasman by Iain1977 March 31, 2007

Gasmaster 

The undisputed ultra-king of flatulence.
You do not want to get on the wrong side of the Gasmaster.
Gasmaster by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019
When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks
Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster
Gasasster by Naor the man December 27, 2019

Gaymaster 

A master of all gays. All gaylords report to a gaymaster.
You are becoming aware of yourself as a gaymaster.
Gaymaster by kam75xx December 31, 2018

Gassassin 

A person who knocks another over using nothing but flatulence.
Person #1: Man, that was brutal. I fell out of my chair.
Person # 2: Yeah, he's a Gassassin.
Gassassin by pilotgeg February 16, 2010