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gary oak 

Gary oak is a pokemon based forced meme originally from 4chan's /v/ board, but quickly spread from there.

Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.

he is also a character in the pokemon series.
original post:
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.

He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.

Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.

Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.

When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.

All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?

Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
gary oak by the dan February 17, 2008
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Gary Oak'in 

-to outdo someone to the point of humiliating defeat and shame. Gary Oak was the primary rival of Ash Ketchum. Damn Gary Motherfucking Oak, while you have your measly 6 badges he has 8.
guy 1: yo I got that sexy girl number last night
guy 2: damn son I got her number and hit that 2 weeks ago
guy 1: Damn Gary Oak'in me
Gary Oak'in by Gee Word April 27, 2012

Gary Motherfuckin Oak

there are eight badges to attain in the kanto region, Gary Motherfuckin Oak got ten of them!

gary oakley

Noun- the original chav, from latin Oakleytum Chavitus
"That burbery hat makes you look like GAry Oakley"
gary oakley by Oxford Uni December 19, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016