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1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
Ha Ha you got GARTED!
by death January 14, 2004
to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!
by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010
Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.
Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!
by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014
a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.
Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!
by gertfert February 11, 2011
to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.
"that kid completely garts our style"
by mikemikemikeee February 05, 2008
A unusally tall and socially awkward guy who enjoys the over-consumption of bacon which results in short-pants syndrome. There is no cure for a Gart.
"That guy is a total Gart!!"

"Hey Gart"

"That guy's pants are really short...what a Gart!"

"He really likes bacon... he is such a Gart."
by GartLuver123 May 05, 2010
Gay artist
Uses of Gart:

"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"

The list is endless.
by slammin sam February 28, 2010