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1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
by death January 14, 2004
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2
to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!
by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010
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to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.
"that kid completely garts our style"
by mikemikemikeee February 05, 2008
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Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.
Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!
by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014
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I've been eating nothing but Oakland Gyro's the past two days and my garts are greasy and toxic.
by DankyDo March 13, 2015
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Uses of Gart:

"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"

The list is endless.
by slammin sam February 28, 2010
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GART = Gay Art

Any creative thing or moment. Paintings, jewelry, haircuts and even dance moves can be considered gart.

It's too pretty to be done by someone straight.

To over-do or be elaborate.
"Come look Susie! This lavender and peach wall hanging is on sale! It is the perfect gart to go with the purple couch."

"Issac Mizrahi has come up with a new gart skirt for this summer. It has his face painted all over it a'la Andy Warhol."

Posing nude can be considered a form of gart.

Anything overdone. As in: "She was SO gart with her flamingo pink fake nails"
by Jennifer Dugan March 22, 2006
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