1 definition by drippy.potato.swag
**Gart**
**The swiggiest, swaggiest potato there is. He is the drippiest most yes potato you'd ever seen. Gard is typically wearing his swag glasses and gold chain. He's from Ireland and is on the search for his long lost twin brother, Fart who is 69 seconds younger than Gart.**
**The swiggiest, swaggiest potato there is. He is the drippiest most yes potato you'd ever seen. Gard is typically wearing his swag glasses and gold chain. He's from Ireland and is on the search for his long lost twin brother, Fart who is 69 seconds younger than Gart.**
**Example:**
**Some loser who somehow doesn't know who Gart is: Woahhhhhh who tf is that potato they've got more drip than LINDA!**
**A smart guy who knows who Gart is: WHY HE'S GART! THE SWIGGIEST SWAGGIEST POTATO EVER!!!!!!!!!!**
**Some loser who somehow doesn't know who Gart is: Woahhhhhh who tf is that potato they've got more drip than LINDA!**
**A smart guy who knows who Gart is: WHY HE'S GART! THE SWIGGIEST SWAGGIEST POTATO EVER!!!!!!!!!!**
by drippy.potato.swag May 10, 2021