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Jimmy Garners 

Slang: Haemorrhoids.
Evloved from the 'Mockney' slang phrase Rockfords.
Derived itself from the title of the popular 70's TV Show 'The Rockford Files' (rhym: Piles)- where James 'Jimmy' Garner played the lead role.
Blimey, last night's chicken vindaloo and 8 pints have just passed through my rusty sherrif's badge and played havoc with me Jimmy Garners, someone pass me the OidGone
Jimmy Garners by Tubbo67 July 15, 2011
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Garner Berry

A very sexy man with lots of girlfriends and lots of fortnite wins. Everybody loves him and he is very epic. He has a very plump booty that people love to touch. He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and 6ix9ine is his uncle who hooks him up with lots of v- bucks and gives him hot ladies. All the girls at his school want to kiss him. His snapchat is @garnerberry and his instagram is @garnerberry_
kylie jenner: hey did you see that sexy man over there who is also cool and epic?
Sommer ray: yes, thats my boyfriend he is such a Garner Berry.
Garner Berry by sommer ray official November 26, 2018
E's, pills, ecstacy. Due to the unsightly gurning experienced by ravers under the influence of.
I'm gonna see (insert dealer name here) for a bag of gurners.
gurners by rasko September 12, 2003

devin garner 

A little shit faggot
devin garner by SlapBoi69 November 5, 2019
Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
Garner by squadonfleek January 1, 2015

ethan garner

ethn is a name given to crackheads who have gotten rejected at least once in a primary school preferably catholic ones eg holy family. they also must be an australian scum with a huge obsession for fake animals that fight.
ethan garner by not josh ok bye October 20, 2019

Tragic: The Garnering 

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".
"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz