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Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010
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A very large ass.
Damn girl you got some major garganus goin on there.
garganus by Senoritasage January 31, 2009

gargantuan balls 

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.
gargantuan balls by pinjer September 30, 2018

gargantuan 

Bigger than huge and emormous together!
Look at her ass, it is gargantuan!!
gargantuan by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003
Male or female human with unusual strength. Moves with a vaugely animalistic gait, sometimes touching knuckles to the ground. Communicates via loud barks or shouts, even when attempting to be quiet. Also known for breaking things (chairs, computers, walls, houses, etc...). Although not bad tempered, Gargantars are best approached with caution as they are known to over-react randomly, often with disastrous results.
My roommate is a Gargantar, therefore, I own nothing valuable.
Gargantar by Grednbrorangeman January 7, 2011

Gargantuan Blockades 

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.
Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol
Gargantuan Blockades by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Gargantuar 

An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.
(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."