Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

grinkler 

A young person, under 25 years of age, who is attracted to older people who are 45 years old or older.

Jason's grinkler side comes out when he sees Arnold Schwarzenegger's rippling man muscles.

grinkler by SaveTheParsley March 29, 2022

garfinkling 

Named after Harold Garfinkle, the act of violating social norms to see whether they are social norms.

Dude, he just started garfinkling around the place, taking a sip out of everyone's drinks.

garfinkling by Alex Halavais December 1, 2007

Garfinkle strut 

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

Garfinkle strut by UtsUts July 17, 2006

garfingle 

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.

Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.

garfingle by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012