Was down the pub the other night and this bird starts cracking on to me, I thought get in, anyways several drinks later we got a kebab and went back to hers, we were givin it the foreplay and when I went down to
lick her PEUFF, she had a
git sopping gansie what foyed, stunk worse than a fish factory it did.
Hey up John see her over there, Susan she'
s called, her gansie stinks but she fucks for
England.
And as recited in a Jerry Maguire style "SHOW ME THE GANSIE!!"