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Gannonized 

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.
He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.
Gannonized by Daily Kos Reader February 10, 2005
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Gannonize 

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation
Guckert was Gannonized into oblivion.
Gannonize by ANKOSS February 10, 2005

Gannonized 

A person who was influenced by Ganondorf, the main antagonist of the legend of zelda series. The person is acting, talking, and dressed like ganondorf.
Dude, you're gannonized.
I was gannoized yesterday after playing zelda
Gannonized by gaycheeks November 27, 2011

GanonLink 

Also Known as Link x Ganon, a ship fron The Legend of Zelda series.
Person 1:Hi do you ship ganonlink?
Me:No...I dont...
Person 1: why not?
Me: Must I go on a 3 hour rant again?
GanonLink by You_are_fool April 2, 2023
A form of terrorism that revolves around baiting police forces or wreaking havoc not out of a desire to send political messaging, but simply for fun.
“This criminal wasn’t trying to spread a message. He was simply dabbling in Gannonism.”
Gannonism by Lambert614 April 27, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026