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gangstawhitis 

Gangstawhitis is a rare syndrome in which a white person from the suburbs truly believes he is a G from the hood. Its is believed that this is caused by a genetic anomaly, in which a G chromosome is added to the X and Y chromosomes during conception. For a male, the genetic makeup consists of XY-G. For a female, the genetic makeup consists of XX-G.

Scientists are still uncertain about the causes behind the anomaly. Some believe it is caused by an overdose of Jerry Springer and bonbons while the fetus is developing in the womb.

Other scientists feel it is caused when the developing fetus comes into close contact with too many large gold-plated chains, in combination with too much twerking by the pregnant mother.

Other symptoms of Gangstawhitis include:
Calling him/herself a "pretty mother fucker".
Thinking he has stacks of cash, when he's only holding $16 plus change.
Often seen pimping a white fedora, or a flatbill cocked to the side.
Typically wears long blonde hair in a ponytail fashion.
Automatically sticks out tongue when being photographed; it baffles scientists that a camera triggers the immediate tongue action.
Throws gang signs that hold absolutely no meaning.

Currently, no cures have been developed for this disease. Some have been able to receive therapy through intense suburban treatment centers in Kansas and Oklahoma. One center forces subjects to listen to country music for 48 hours straight.
"Dude, did you see Travis last night? He has a severe case of Gangstawhitis!"

"Hey Chris, I think we need to get Travis some help for his Gangstawhitis disorder."
gangstawhitis by hotmessjess November 23, 2013

gangstadellic 

when something looks pretty gangsterish. something a gangster would do, wear, whatever..
dude..that sweatshirt is totally gangstadellic.
gangstadellic by Karly S. January 26, 2008

gangstaology

The teachings of being a TRULY righteous gangsta...mhhm
too bad school doesnt teach gangstaology
gangstaology by gangsta-VG March 30, 2009

Gangstablunt

Derived from an ultrablunt, an ultrablunt becomes a Gangstablunt when the participants smoking it decide that they are smoking some "gangsta" shit. This is usually followed by numerous gangsta related comments or jokes.
T- Dude we're not even smoking an ultrablunt anymore, this is some gangsta shit right here.

L- This right here is gangstablunt! Makes you wanna just walk down the street and cap kids SON. Be like, I don't even KNOW you, BAM.
Gangstablunt by Wild Thornberry February 21, 2009

gangstaocity 

exhibiting symptoms or demonstrating the art and grind of being a gangster
or the level of gangstaosity, one's gangsta status
1. While Jim Jones is similar to Al Pacino in gangstaocity, the two are dissimilar in style.

2. Frank: Jessica, you fucking whore. I hate you, you bitch. I just might kill you.
Timmy: He might bitch. He might say "fuck the law, fuck staying out of prison, fuck my anal virginity" and kill you.
Frank: Tonight.
Jessica: I'm sorry guys I couldn't hear you from across the room.
Timmy: He might drive to your street, park around the block, hide in your bushes for a few hours, silently pick your lock and go to your room with his shoes off, put an artillery shell in your mouth (gently, exhibiting high gangsaocity, so you don't wake up), and set it off, killing you and waking up the neighborhood. All of it.
Frank: Then I'd rape your dead body.
Timmy: Yeah, he'd do it so violently that the coroner would think you were raped to death and then head-exploded. You stupid fucking cunt whore.
Frank: You bitch, you slut, you terd, you asshole, you jackass, you fuck dick fuck ass bitch sheleighly shit.
Jessica: I don't even know you guys. I'm calling the po-
Timmy: BITCH!
gangstaocity by SupaBEZ April 1, 2009

gangstaville 

greenville aka gangstaville texas bekuz of its high crime rate there a high number of Bloodz and Crips mostly reppin there hoodz Easthill/eastside bloods,west side/da dub few bloods mostly crips,Darktown,Washington Heigths/da heights and Mid-East/Da Mid so if u not 4rm round da G dont with dat bullshit u will get yo headbusted
gangstaville is a small city east of Dallas,TX I-30 east
gangstaville by bossdadon March 26, 2010