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A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.

This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.

The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.

Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"

Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Gandle by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006
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Ganduleshwar 

An idiotic person who is highly certified in not make any sense.

Masculine- Ganduleshwar
Feminine- Ganduleshwari

Ganduleshwaraat- An idiotic person who is highly certified in not making any sense specifically at night.
He doesn't understand anything at night. He is a Ganduleshwarat.

Boyfriend: Ganduleshwari, you won't be pregnant if I use a condom.
Girlfriend: That's not true. I will be pregnant even after that
Ganduleshwar by Crazyenzy May 30, 2019
Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.
"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."
Gangles by BOTWN September 12, 2021

ganklesaurus funkle 

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt
An ancient sacred item shaped into the form of a candle. When lit, the powers from within ensure an upcoming win streak regardless of previous performance.

Also used as slang when wishing positive vibes after the ending of a game.
pweena: haven't even lit the holy gandle smh

sunshine21ow: Good gandle, Spree!
gandle by derrski July 10, 2023
Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.
"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."
Gangles by BOWK September 20, 2021

dirty gindlesperger

Closely related to a dirty sanchez, this is when a man sticks a finger, his dong, or another similarly shaped organ into a woman's ass then draws a circle around her lip with the shit, causing her mouth to look like a fat mexican guy's belly button.
"So I heard you gave her a dirty sanchez last night!"
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."
dirty gindlesperger by smoog September 29, 2007