bitchus

Unisex word for bitch

Mostly used as a warning but can also be applied to emit dominance upon weaklings

Bitchus?!
Give me your lunch money, bitchus!
He's acting like a bitchus.
Dude you're acting like a bitchus!

by MadLad176 April 12, 2019

bitchues

Issues with your girlfriend, female friends, etc...

"Man, I'm having bitchues this week."

by acerocola86 November 1, 2005

bitchues

issues of, or pertaining to, bitches

I overheard some of your bitchues today. Sucks to be you.

by RedRebel November 24, 2014

Bitchues

Issues that a bitch would have.
Bitchues could also be used to express something that might be wrong with a female dog.

"Hey, you have some serious bitchues!"
or "Lassie has some bitchues"

by Caliactor07 April 8, 2007

Bitchues

During that time of month when a woman is scatter brained and is having issues with random daily life.

I hate when I'm flowing and everyone know's I'm having Bitchues.

by Sumgirlunknown January 18, 2012

Bitchus interuptus

The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.

I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.

by ilovekait(: September 30, 2010

Humungousaur Bitchus

A rare species of bitch. They are so bitchy that they are known to warp the fabric of space and time just by existing. They exist to make everyone's lives a living hell, and should be avoided at all costs.

Person 1: Briana started going out with me just so i would spend money on her... she never put out and ignored me on all of our dates... To top it off she would never stop fucking her ex-bf!

Person 2: Sounds like you've had the bad experience of being with a humungousaur bitchus... lets destroy her.

by atomicCascade May 20, 2013