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Gallawhacker

A soaking wet paper towel (usu.) used to smack people in the face, aiming for the eyes.
Other:
person who gallawhacks: gallawhackist

+verb: gallawhack

++present tense: gallawhacking

++past: gallawhacked

++future: (will be) gallawhacked

Be careful not to mispronounce as "GallYwhack," its "GallAwhack."

Only known use is in Mr. Justins class, 4th period science, McMurray Middle school.

{KC, NC, WW, NC, EG, HM}
+Ooooh you got GALLAWHACKED!!

+Oh god, he's got a GALLAWHACKER!

+No more GALLAWHACKING!

+Ow! You GALLAWHACKED my eye!!!
Gallawhacker by pigg_pirate June 2, 2004
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Gallaway 

(Verb) s. To lose/break ones cell phone in a state of drunkeness. Usually happens due to excessive dropping of the cell phone, hitting against tables, or leaving the cell phone on the floor. However, pulling a Gallaway usually occurs due to losing a suprlus of 5-6 cellphones.
"Hey man did you hear about Ron? He totally pulled a Gallaway last night!"

"The Gallaway i managed to pull of last night ended up costing me 200 bucks"
Gallaway by jenkin22555 January 21, 2010
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Gallaway 

A person who exudes Winstrol through perspiring during rigorous physical activity. This will only happen to people who have only injected extreme amounts of anabolic steroids through the anus
"Man that Gallaway is soaked!"
Gallaway by flopppyvigina December 6, 2011

gallaway 

ex.1: our new gallaway is going to be the best beer pong player you've ever seen
gallaway by drstenso September 27, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026