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1.
Professional Tetris Players
the g00ns owned me at tetris
by z0rak September 23, 2006
 
2.
A group of online TeamSpeak hacker who professionally go around and destroy gamers TS's. Many of these people are young kids and older immature adults. From pictures seen of them they are mostly comprised of gothics and fat people. (no offence)

In this definition I will give you the #1 way to avoid being caught in the goons trap.

They have 1 signature move that catches any non-exploiter educated person off gaurd. They have modified there TS (which directly routes to yours) to have the ban button give them SA (server admins). But that is the start, it's how they get you to ban them is the part many people don't expect. They somehow have embedded in the coding when they login that they are registered and already have SA. But don't fear, they don't. This is just a ploy to get you to right click there name and ban them.

How to stop the goons: First thing is education. You need to know what to do when the occasion happens. The number one method of securing yourself is to put a password on your TS and make EVERY channel moderated so they must require Voice Rights to talk. Better yet, have all channels except lobby password protected so they can't move around. And the last thing is to make the room allowed in lobby low so they can' spam logins.

I can guarantee the only true way to get rid of one is to ignore them, let them have there fun in the lobby. The second (and not tested fully) method is to right click there name and hit "G" and write there IP down and then add them to the ban list manually. But this is not tested, as far as we know right clicking there name all together gives them SA so be warned.

Now on to what to expect if they do break through. The number one thing to expect is that you won't be able to stop them. They have macros that will create logins with SA as soon as they get the SA they needs. Once that happens the first person (a scout) will be joined by at least 6 others. They will threaten you with "shutting down your internet" or "hacking your computer" but don't worry, there not true hackers. They only have a couple macros, code exploits and that’s it. They RELY on you messing up and giving them what they need. Also once they get in you might as well send in a support ticket asking to restart your TS. They will flood it with 1000+ plus channels making it impossible to log on.

Best advice of what to do if they get in is to go ahead and leave. Remember there just doing it for fun/attention. And by ignoring them they will get frustrated. And talking back to them is impossible since once you hit there sore spot they take your Voice Rights away and spam you.

This has been a PSA from Gunka
g00ns:
sCuZz R SA
fury R SA
optix R SA
ugly R SA
Red Coat R SA
NightSins R SA
Lucky R SA
Rusty R SA
by Gunka August 14, 2006
 
3.
One of the most famous hacking organizations to ever exist on the internet.

They defaced over 5000 websites (verifiable on zone-h), rooted over 1000 servers (again, see zone-h), recorded over 30 hours of teamspeak takeovers, published over 200 serious (srs biz) exploits on milw0rm, destroyed Hal Turner's life, and were the "hackers on steroids" mentioned in CNN's video. They defaced zetaboards and invisionfree's main sites. They defaced indymedia. They have inspired and destroyed over 20 other hacking organizations. They frequently harassed CNN and g00n z3r0 had normal conversations with the famous rapper Ludacris.

Although g00ns was itself hacked in 2008 by zf0 (an underground hacking organization) it was due to the fact that the group had already died internally. They met with zf0 (who are pretty cool guys) and most are currently going about their lives as normal citizens. (seeing as how they're all adults now)

g00ns was interesting because of it's elite members, entrance requirements, rigid command structure, and aggressive mentality. Members applied and had to submit verifiable real-life information and meet with a contact in real life. Most hacking organizations just require a valid email, lol.

The command structure was based on a mix of seniority, productiveness, and how much everyone liked you. All members had to be at least 18 years of age (2 exemptions were made in g00ns history for extremely prodigious members whose names I won't say.

The organization thoroughly enjoyed destroying other hacking organizations and perhaps was ultimately chosen for destruction because of this. Skullz clan, 5 stars, n0ths, thedefaced, and various others were among their victims.

Thedefaced later established a strange love-hate relationship with the g00ns and even contributed to their community and were hosted on g00ns irc during a bad ddos. (they owned n0ths a few times, which was pretty lulworthy) I for one hoped if anything ever happened to us, thedefaced would take over in our place as they were less gay than most other people. They're pretty inactive right now... I hope to see them do better in the future.

N0ths later did many lulzy things like own thedefaced and bradman. They still get up to some pretty cheeky shenanigans but are for the most part inactive.

Skullz clan was absorbed by g00ns but was full of fail and aids and only produced two members who did anything useful. They were, however, very useful. Skullz clan is currently dead.

They're often compared to gnaa and myg0t but this doesn't make sense as g00ns were not game hackers.

5 stars was never heard from again.

G00n's only friends were illm0b. (shouts to reZen, pingywon, and illwill)

g00ns will remain in memory to most who met them as heartless, destructive, assholes. Please remember it was all in the name of lulz.

Below is a list of various g00ns and community members who weren't fags.

Shouts to g00ns and everyone else in the scene. fish (still grounded?), scuzz(WETWEAT!), sick(kicked off the football team), cele(g00n cele speaking), redcoat(english twat), z3r0(star wars!), grumpy(bicyclist extraordinaire), murderskillz(fucking metal pyro), z0rke(sup bro lol), reyerico(one of the best ragers I've ever met), arya(med school), spic (WHEREVER YOU ARE), 0ptix(GOD DAMN HORNETS), d0ct0r(talking to you on aim), pr0ct0r(talking to you on aim), canuck(still making videos?), slimenim(canaderr), ketin(didnt know you that well), MILF (<3), glyphed(funny guy), static(I thought you sounded just like wicked), wicked(SAFETY FIRST), zodiac(spicsawhitehat), gh0st(fat crow LOL), nightsins(dirty old canuck), rusty, fury(stop smoking so much), angyl(fag <3), xenocide (kelpy had one eye, bro), pr0be(my favorite beaner), trintitty(sms bombs own), riot(gayngyl fucked around on you, bro), typo(another english twat), jewy(ts hacker), pink(<3), j_dizzle(lulz), kutmaster(sup kurt), junk, overdose(speedhead haha), clorox(keep right, brother), mayo(in your fucking hair), seven(aim hacker extraordinaire), banx(fat hawaiian LOL), vipsta(.net is the future) and anyone I missed.

Also, shouts to everyone in thedefaced and n0ths. I hope you guys are all doing well.

It's hard to believe it's over and I don't talk to any of you anymore. If any of you had intel on me, I moved, but you can hit me up on aim @ dreadedcrow16
The g00ns will be missed. Don't stop believin'.
by gh0st aka the fat crow July 17, 2009
 
4.
Someone who is never wrong, is a meathead, spam rants, and has Hulk-like rage.
Quit being a g00n, you are not always right.

"sup g00n"
by KipperB February 22, 2008
 
5.
Professional script kiddies.
tha g00ns use Nessus, Nmap, and Scripts
by quietRiot October 24, 2006
 
6.
g00ns are some kidz (that think that they are the only ones that need to use teamspeak and no one else but them!) However they keep pranking people and laughing on them, while the police or who ever incharge dont even bother to help us people that use teamspeak servers! Read the Use of an expert example below; (if still keeps going on i think some one needs to hire more of them rednecks around :P )
One of my mates (who doesnt wish to state his name) recently had a big issue with the so called 'g00ns' he was on the g00ns irc channel and somehow his mobile number appeared and they called him (dont ask me how!) and then g00ns contacted the school of this guy and said that he is trying to breach the securtiy of the school servers and hack them! Police has been involved and everything is currently a pain for that lad! His parents think that he is actually hacking but to me the g00ns are the ones that need to be stopped by government officials! PLEASE BE WARNED DONT GO ON THEIR SITE ( THEY GET YOUR IP EASILY) DOH!
by Ares Kay December 10, 2006