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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

B.A.L.O.G. 

1. Noun: An acronym meaning "Bring At Least One Girl". Typically applies to a party or other type of festive event, acting as an entry requirement or mission statement in order to avoid a sausage fest scenario. One of the rarest types of parties, but one of the most effective, making sure the girl to guy ratio at an event is relatively equal.

2. Verb: To balog/B.A.L.O.G./Balog/BALOG, is synonymous with to party, rage, attend and participate at a lit party or social gathering, typically with a large amount of females in attendance.
1. "Are you going to the B.A.L.O.G. at James' house? Make sure you bring a girl or you won't get in man!"

2. "Dude I'm gonna bring my girlfriend to James' and BALOG so hard!"
B.A.L.O.G. by TeetsMahoney August 17, 2016

M.I.G.L.O.O. 

Stands for 'My Independent Go-Anywhere Loo'. Its a vehicle mounted changing suite, so enables anyone with a disability to get out and about because they can take their own hoist, changing bed/commode with them. Named after Mig Robinson famous medium who died in 2008.
M.I.G.L.O.O. is a kit will fit most disability vehicles on their roof rack, it can be used to hoist folk onto bean bags...the sand...a grassy field......so now you can really be free to go where you want! First family who saw it said; "Oooh! Now we can ALL go to Italy !!" Great to just give you a break from being in your wheelchair too.
M.I.G.L.O.O. by Johnny Marky April 30, 2011
Acronym. Sudden Loss of Grip. The unconscious and sudden relaxation of muscle control in the hand leading to the release of an object.
Most often occurs when holding an alcoholic drink in a public area. S.l.o.g. is frequently followed by embarassment and the need for more alcohol.
S.l.o.g. by Mark Sundermeyer March 2, 2008

O.G.L.B. 

Our Gay Little Brother.

Pronunciation: 'au(-&)r...'gA...'li-t&l...'br&-th&r
Function: noun
Usage: Not Often enough
Etymology: Central Jerseyish, Supinoese & smittyese
1 : a sexually confused account manager that spends his nights surfin gay porn.
Chris: Hey Mike, have you seen O.G.L.B.?
Mike: I heard he was hanging out at the local pickle park with the other lot lizard's
O.G.L.B. by BigNTasty August 11, 2006

F.L.O.G. 

F.L.O.G.

For Ladies Or Gentlemen
is a golf game played backwards, teeing off from the edge of the green and finishing the hole by hitting a tee marker with your ball, first person to strike a marker designates the marker to be hit by following players, when all players have struck a marker the hole is complete.
Let's "F.L.O.G.," to the clubhouse.