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A contraction for "government job." A questionable act, usually using public funds or resources, performed by a public employee geared toward personal or political gain. At times, this act may be preceeded by some degree of coercion or veiled threat from persons in authority.
Tommy is supposed to be checking for loose manhole covers, but he's really on a g-job painting the mayor's house.
g-job by Hot East September 19, 2009
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Verb....Insertion of male member into the anus of his girlfriend, while his girlfriend wears his basketball shorts. Requires an anally lose girlfriend, basketball shorts, and a lot of wits.
last night i G-jobbed my girlfriend, she was not expecting it at all.
G-job by tyrone 123 May 11, 2008
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The G Job 

when you have anal sex with girlfriend of over 1 year. the catch is shes too afraid of pregnancy through ass so you need a condom, but you dont have one, thus using basketball shorts as your condom.
hard boner going through basketball shorts into ass hence...THE G JOB
The G Job by G.Job November 26, 2006
It stands for Garage Jewellery Owning Bastard. Its related to those people who buy flash cars but only polish and pamper them, never use it in the rain and generally have it just to look at hence the "Garage Jewellery"
John is such a GJOB, he's forever polishing his car but I've never seen him drive it.
GJOB by Mr GJOB June 6, 2010
Gjob (Girljob) correlates to the male BJ or Blowjob. The Gjob is distinct from cunnilingus, which is Latin for "tongue on wedge", in that the principle activity is not licking around the vagina and labia. The Gjob instead refers to using one's lips over the teeth to pull and vigorously suck the area surrounding the clitoris using a back and upward motion similar to the male blowjob.
I came too fast so I slid down and gave her a Gjob, which she liked better than what I was doing before.

If you win, I will go to the party and pretend to be your girlfriend, if I win, I'll shower and you give me a Gjob until I tell you to stop.
Gjob by equaltime July 2, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026