| 1. | F-ville | ||
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Term of endearment for "Fuckville," a fictional land (or a mental state of being, some say) one finds himself in when life abruptly turns to shit. The opposite of "Margaritaville." Much like Atlantis, it cannot be located on a map, but is a pervasive fixture in culture. Especially in the culture of a college student. Although the name can be deceiving, it does not allude to sexual relations. Unless those relations result in unwanted pregnancies. B: I haven't studied for my exam that's worth 30% of my final grade. Wasted away again in F-ville.
A: Last week I bought property in F-ville. Today I became the mayor of H-ville. M: My life sucks. B: So you're in F-ville? M: No, I'm in the next town over. B: G-town? That's my favorite town ever! |
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| 2. | Cobra Strike | ||
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When a girl tries to give a hand job with the thumb, pointer, index finger, and sometimes the ring finger to resemble a snake's mouth; mostly resulting in pain as the head of the penis is smashed into the palm. Danny: How was she?
Jake: Terrible, she wasn't very experienced, she was doing the "Cobra Strike" Danny: ohhh sorry bro. |
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| 3. | Farmersville (Ohio) | ||
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A small white trash town filled with wanna be hillbillies and the occasional suburban wanksta.The residents of this and the neighboring town(Germantown)share a school district(Valley View).The residents are mainly low income idiots who like to reproduce and keep the idiocy within the area.You shouldn't go there it is a horrible place to live let alone visit.The appalling reality of their mindless ignorance is saddening.This town makes hopes of an advanced future something hard to grasp.DO NOT approach the locals most of them have loaded shotguns racked up in their four wheel drives.Slicker saucing is a ritual where they abduct you at gunpoint grease your ass and let a mule go at with your rump while they drink corn liquor,listen to Country music, and laugh at your misfortune. I got slicker sauced in Farmersville (Ohio) last night
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