A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.
Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.
by Josh March 26, 2003
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A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.
Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out
by Whakatane girl January 9, 2007
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fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.
I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!
by Caro July 19, 2004
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A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.
After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"
by Franklin Tillfield III March 1, 2008
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futon is my bestest best friend in the whole widest worldest she gets on my nerves sometimes but thats ok she is the most awsomeist awsome person in the world....The futon lives on!!!
she helps me with all of my problems!
by kiki April 6, 2005
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Jack plows on his futon whilst Poppin
On the futon imma give her that penis
by DarkDestroyer442 April 22, 2021
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To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010
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